"Get one of those mouth fleshlights and put googly eyes on it"
Emperor Shitlord
1 month ago with 65,650 notes
#text post
Have you joined pillowfort? Why or why not?
Anonymous

baphomet-bimbo:

lavender-sprinkles:

I personally don’t have a Pillowfort account yet, but my partner does and she has let me look at her account fully to see what it is like. I’ve also viewed Pillowfort’s demo account which is linked to on their Kickstarter. I am waiting with anticipation when I can make my own account, but right now Pillowfort is in a closed beta which means the only people who have access to the site are ones who have been given special registration links. They were doing waves of free beta accounts a bit ago (which is how my partner got her account), but right now for every $5 you pledge to their Kickstarter you will receive a registration key if the Kickstarter gets fully funded (they are as of today 40% of the way to their $39,900 goal).

Here is why I’m excited for Pillowfort:

  • If you delete your original posts, every reblogged version will be deleted tooEdit your original post and the changes will appear on every reblog,
  • The ability to make posts visible to everyone, just followers, just mutuals, or just yourself.
  • A functional blacklist where you can blacklist a post body & tags or just tags.
  • A terms of service that explicitly states you hold all rights to your own intellectual property. It also states clearly that it forbids callout posts, doxxing, degradation, harassing, hate groups, spamming of tags with unrelated or offensive material, and slurs against minorities. If there is a user that is doing anything offensive or hateful, it is encouraged and mandated you don’t make posts about it and instead flag it and let the site moderators take care of it. This sort of system cuts down on “dashboard drama” and harassment that sites like Tumblr are known for. 
  • They have threaded comments which means discussions or praise no longer clog up your posts and your blog, keeping things much more organized and clean. We can also use tags for their ACTUAL purpose, tagging of posts for ease of search and organization instead of talking.
  • They have communities and a more connected user-based and user-led environment.
  • Posts in chronological order like they should be!
  • A staff that actually cares about the input of their members and is driven to listen and collaborate with their members to create a site that the users actually want instead of being led by a corporation that has their own agendas in mind.
  • A staff that wants to avoid corporate involvement, unwanted ads, and selling of user info to fund Pillowfort.
  • The future possibilities of what the staff can do with the site that we didn’t dream could be possible to have all in one place including accessibility and a functional mobile app.

So far, I’ve seen a lot of good things and I’ve been really impressed with how the staff is handling the site and how they have explained their plans for the future of Pillowfort.

If you say you really want a social media site that actually cares about their users, this is it. This is your chance to have what pretty much all of us want. This new blogging platform is all the best parts of Tumblr (and for those who miss Livejournal this is like a wedding between Tumblr and Livejournal) with all the parts we hate and loathe about the site scraped out of it.

If you like everything that you’ve read about Pillowfort.io, please pledge to their Kickstarter. Even $5 can help and it will get you a registration link to get on Pillowfort yourself if the Kickstarter gets fully funded.

If you can’t support Pillowfort monetarily, then please, please reblog, tweet, share, and spread it about everywhere you can. 

This is our chance to have a social media made with us in mind and it’s already starting out so well with 10,000 users in the closed beta. Let’s bring it to the next stage of its life!

REASONS TO JOIN PILLOWFORT!

KEEP IT BOOKMARKED SISTERS, AND WAIT FOR IT TO COME BACK ON AIR

1 year ago with 22,656 notes

christmasdustpidge:

one will protect you, the other three will try to kill you.

who do you choose?

(Source: dccomicing)

1 year ago with 111 notes
#bamboo's fronds
#friend art
#Heathers
alidawolf:
“So my amazing artistic love of my life drew this and it’s just woah @typhoonerang
”

alidawolf:

So my amazing artistic love of my life drew this and it’s just woah @typhoonerang

1 year ago with 8,952 notes
#squishies

sensorys:

source

1 year ago with 2,216 notes
#sonic

gabs-sam:

Doodles!!!

1 year ago with 86 notes
#cute things

stimmybby:

2 years ago with 10 notes
#bamboo reblogs her own artsies
bamboohipstersquid:
“This is the first in a long series of art I want to do dedicated to Sakura’s costumes and/or general outfits from the anime!
I will be posting these over time but since I’m not very active here on tumblr you can find me on my...

bamboohipstersquid:

This is the first in a long series of art I want to do dedicated to Sakura’s costumes and/or general outfits from the anime!
I will be posting these over time but since I’m not very active here on tumblr you can find me on my Twitter!

I return from the dead once again to post/reblog art

2 years ago with 43,626 notes
#hilarious things
#sonic
#mario
zerotide:
“ almighty-silverkid:
“ Hello police? Yeah I just witnessed a fucking murder
”
SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON’T
”

zerotide:

almighty-silverkid:

Hello police? Yeah I just witnessed a fucking murder

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON’T

2 years ago with 649,961 notes
#hilarious things
#it started off normal and then it shot up to 100% really quick

frogii:

internetopia:

fernhat:

inkblotpony:

deltasniper1000:

biff-donderglutes:

dongstomper:

golden-eyedghost:

areyoufromanotherplanet:

andrewbelami:

thatgurlataylor:

autie-commie:

boozevulture:

hamiltonthemusicalfan666:

ikazon:

andrewbelami:

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

>tfw no vaporwave baby

image

This post is a journey

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

2 years ago with 10,561 notes
#my waifu
#steven universe

little-doodles-of-heaven:

siiiiigh